Well Mall here's your post.

I was told, no COMMANDED, to post...NOW! by Mally X. Well it's not exactly "now", but tough cookies. Anyway..blah blah blah..boys confuse me, blah blah blah I don't like school, blah blah blah what else to say. Hmm maybe we'll make a list. I think I shall title it:

Just a few things that our generation needs to be better at:
1. We need to not associate the color purple or the rainbow with homosexuality. Frankly I like rainbows AND the color purple and I think I should be able to wear them freely without stupid comments from retarded guys.
2. Boys need to be more charming. Girls aren't THAT intimidating and most of them would like a date once in a while. I've been told that feminism ruined the chivalry era and that saddens me. Why can't we have both?
3. The fashions of our generation are beyond me. Whatever happened to clothes? You know, shirts, pants, those things that you wear to keep you from freezing to death. Apparently they are out of style and the "cool" thing to do is to paste random bits of fabric to cover just enough to not get charged with indecent exposure. (okay maybe that's going a little bit too far but I see way too many girls showing off way too much at school lol.)
4. On a fashion note, boys need to realize that most girls don't go for the "pants-are-so-low-they're-about-to-fall-off" trend. I don't mean that guys should go for the Steve Erkle look either..cuz that didn't work out so well for him either, but there is such a thing as a happy medium. And even though guys hate it.. they always look cuter when they're dressed up a little.
5. Extreme PDAs are just gross. Period.
6. Reality TV has been SOO overdone.
7. TV in general has gone way downhill. Yes, there are still a few good shows (except when retarded people decide to cancel the good ones like Joan of Arcadia and American Dreams because they don't have enough filth in them.)
8. There are way too many teen mothers. It's very sad. They get younger and younger. Think about it.
9. Too many kids drink, smoke etc. I'm wondering where they get the money. I can probably think of about 100 other places that money could go to, to be spent in a much better way.
10. And lastly, there is no ice cream truck route that currently goes through my neighborhood. Personally, I think that's terrible. What is the world coming to?

Haha sorry I had to end on a happy note.. Anyway my point is that all those things are preventable. If we stop watching stupid TV shows, they get bad reviews and they are canceled. At the very least we dont sit through an hour of garbage. Maybe next year at prom we can hand out Lollipops instead of garters. haha just a thought. alright I'm out -peace:D-


Gosh I hate computers sometimes

Well I was in the middle of writing a lil post about how Cartoon characters can most definitely be gorgeous and on accident I closed the box because my computer was freaking out. So now it's floating around in cyberspace somewhere, and I'm too lazy to write it all out again. Anyway...My main point was that Hercules and Aladdin are definitely hotties and how I wish real life was like disney movies. I mean in Sleeping Beauty at the end how her dress changes colors. How cool is that? Way cool. And Little Mermaid is one of the most romantic movies ever (see Love Song of the Week). I'm so making my future husband watch that. Even before we have kids. lol. Except I have to cover my eyes in the part at the end where Ursula gets HUGE...it still scares me. haha. Oh that got me thinkin I think I'll make a list:

Ten Songs I want to play at My Wedding Reception (in no specific order).
1. From This Moment On-Shania Twain
2. Kiss The Girl-Little Mermaid
3. I'll Be There-Jackson 5
4. God Must Have Spent a Little More Time On You-N'sync
5. All My Life-KC and JoJo
6. My Girl-The Temptations
7. I Will Always Love You-Whitney Houston
8. Unforgettable-Nat King Cole
9. Can't Take My Eyes off of You-Frankie Valli
10. Twist and Shout-The Beatles (just for fun:D)

haha that was kinda fun. Those are all great songs:D Well have fun, be safe, and dance! -peace-:D

Random Tangent

Okay, so people think I'm weird..but I definitely had a thing for Hercules and Aladdin when I was little..Some people just dont understand that. They're like "What? They're CARTOONS!". So? how can you look at Aladdin and not swoon I mean come on? lol. Yeah and Michaelangelo is definitely the hot Ninja Turtle..I dont care what you guys think. ;) Well maybe not hot but he's definitely the funniest one. "Rafael is cool but crude, Micaelangelo is a party dude..." I wish real life was like Disney movies. The girl is always beautiful and sweet and she always gets the guy of her dreams. The guy is gorgeous, charming and a gentleman and doesn't care even if she is in rags or lives with 7 other little men. hehe.

Whoa! kay in my last post I said my comp lost one of my previous almost posts cuz I accidentally closed the box. Well this is it. I magically found it. That was creepy. Anyway. ...John Smith from Pocahontas is definitely a babe too.. (there ya go bleighquito:D) alright -peace-:D


Love Song of the Week

Definitely one of the sweetest songs I that I know of. If only it were that simple:D and if only every girl had a crab for a matchmaker...alas..

Kiss De Girl-The Little Mermaid

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say,
But there's something about her.
And you don't know why,
But you're dying to try
You wanna,
Kiss the girl

Yes, you want her
Look at her you know you do
Possible she wants you too,
there is one way to ask her.
It don't take a word,
Not a single word, go on and
Kiss the Girl (sing wit' me now)

Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Look like the boy too shy
He ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad
Ain't it a shame, too bad
You're gonna miss the girl

Now's your moment(ya ya)
Floating in a blue lagoon(ya ya ya)
Boy you better do it soon
No time will be better(ya ya ya ya ya)
She don't say a word
And she won't say a word until you, kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la
Don't be scared
You've got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Don't stop now
Don't try to hide it how, you wanna
Kiss the girl (woah-woah!)
Sha la la la la la
Float along, and listen to the song
The song say, kiss the girl
Sha la la la la
The music play
Do what the music says
You gotta, kiss the girl

Me gusta mucho espanol y quiero aprender como hablar el perfecto<---many mistakes I'm sure Diana ..lo siento

Hello All,
Well after hearing Mallorie's joyous triumph in the Love department, I was feeling semi-bummed about my lack of/confusing love life. Idk it always seems to be that I like a guy and a guy likes me ...but it's not usually the same guy..lol. So I dont know what to do. Anyway...so that's the current situation. Here's how it goes (flows, mows, shows..rhyming is fun:D): There are two guys I might like. We'll call them Boy Q and Boy R (yeah that's right who says I have to name them A and B cuz that's what you were expecting eh? EH?!) Anyway..Boy Q is a decent, sweet, funny, tall boy w/awesome curly hair....but he's VERY busy (w/work, sports etc.)...hopefully summer will change that. The other, Boy R is awesome too. Plays many instruments including guitar (Oh my goodness...if there is anything that makes me faint it's guys that play guitar...especially when they play sweet, mellow songs. anyway just so you k now that wasn't a particular experience just in general..I'm a sucker for musicians.) Anyway...Boy R is really cool but he's also like a year younger than me..which stinks because I don't usually like guys that are younger than me. Hmm...so you can probably sense my dilemma. (as you can probably tell "dilemma" is one of my favorite words. a) because most of the time it perfectly describes the situation at hand and b) because it has two "m's" for TWICE the fun:D Yesh! (yes I meant to put the "h" there) well I think that's enough moaning about my love life. It's not as big of a deal as I made it sound. It's fun to make things seem worse than they are because then when you really think about them, surprise! they seem better...well at least better than the exaggerated version (if that makes any sense whatsoever.) I'm also a big fan of compound words like whatsoever, whosoever, and therefore. But yeah I'm going to STOP (in the name of LOVE...wowy dowy! (diana and me) REALLY Corny pun there! good one laura) wow I got parentheses inside of parentheses...that's intense.. haha laura ParenTHEsis! the way we said it in math..lol anyway...I'm not really in a rush to get into a high school relationship..most of them seem to consist of meeting between class periods to have physical contact(hugs holding hands, groping and making out under the commons lol ignoring the people puking over the top of the commons at the sight of yourself) for the few minutes before next period. lol ok that's a major Hyperbole but still..PDAs are definitely not my thing. I'm tempted to take brady's advice and hand out condoms to the next couple I see having a tonsol hockey tournament in the quad. Anyway...I'm done..this one was really long...alright well peace:) -Lonely Laura...haha;)



Well Yes.. I feel obligated to post about prom since I am lowly sophmore but I still went. It was lots of fun. That same day I had to go to my dance studio and take dance pictures for 3 hours..that was not fun. then I went home and got ready, trying desperately to find something to do with my hair. I decided on putting it half back and kind of to one side with chopsticks. It was cute. My dress was gorgeous (not to brag). My mom made it. It was Mandarin style and black and silky and I had really cute high shoes that are my mom's but my mom has great fashion sense so I share shoes with her. Sorry I felt the need for a run-on sentence. Haha. Yeah Then Rodger and Jayce picked me up. (Liz, Rodger's date and girlfriend, wasn't ready yet. ) So we headed to Jayce's for a SCRUMPTIOUS (idk if I spelled that right) dinner of steak, baked potatoes (I'm not a big potato fan but they were really good) and yummy chocolate mousse cake/pie, made by some of the parents of people in our "posse." There were a lot of us there. Then we went to prom which was pretty much a typical high school dance. Lame Music, way too many people in a small space and it was pretty toasty. They played a few good songs like Twist and Shout (Ferris Bueller's Day Off; Great Movie!!) and a swing one. Then we went back to Jayce's..changed into some normal clothes and made s'mores at our little campfire..Then we played on the tire swing too.. I got home about 2:15 haha but it was great.:D Then Diana stayed the night and we went to church the next day:D It was fun. Well i'm done for now. ttyl ..peace:) Laura


Laura's Largely Luscious Lip

Hey . well today wasn't all that exciting except for the fact that Igot to miss 5th and 6th periods to go dance at Winchester. hehe. Yeah and that was ok. We did 2 shows (one for the little kids and one for the big kids) and In the first number of our 2nd show (Razzle Dazzle) there's this part where I have to pick up another girl. and Apparently something went wrong and I got kneed in the lip. Yeah I didn't think it was that bad but then I felt/tasted the blood.. I finished the dance even though I could've run off stage but yeah I spent the rest of the dance w/my mouth shut trying to keep from spittin red everywhere..kinda gross I know..So I have a pretty fat lip that will just look great tomorrow at Prom..woohoo. And there's this big dark spot of "coagulated blood" as summer said. Lovely. Yeah so just proves the fact that dancers get battle wounds as well.I wish it happened on like Monday or somethging so I could show it off lol. I put ice on it so the swelling has gone down..a bit.
Yeah then I had to go to dance and that was ok but tiring and I just didn't feel like it. Anyway there's my excitement for the day.. haha..peace:) Laura


So close to Friday it's scary....heehee

Hey everybody. Well this week was moderately exciting...Got to see 2 guys duel off in a pudding bobbing contest...that was pretty fun haha. Heard all about the Star wars midnight premier..sounded like fun. wish I coulda gone .ah oh well. Prom is this weekend. I'm excited...My dress is almost done hehe...but it will be gorgeous (hopefully!). We're all goin in a big group. Stormin Mormons haha just kidding. but yeah the guys have something planned..so I'm sure we'll have a good time. The Assembly today about Prom was less than touching. Idk it just seems like the people had good intentions but I dont know how much good it will do. I highly doubt that the kids that were planning on getting plastered are really going to change their minds..but if a few of them do and decide not to drink or at least not to drink and drive then I guess it's worth it. I'll still prolly be scared to be on the road knowing there are lousy drivers that are even stupider when they're drunk. Yeah.
Hmm....what to talk about? I could always vent about my love life..haha that'd be thrilling. Short story:...boys are confusing, they are soo unclear about how they feel...and I always like guys that are too busy, too old or too young. Geez...the guy(s) I like are so not forward...and I'm definitely not a first move kinda girl....eh oh well High school relationships rarely work out anyway.. Well I'm gonna go...sorrythis waskind of a lame post oh well. and my typing def. stunk today. alright well peace:) Laura



Hey so today was alright....bad news..it was monday and mondays are just so depressing...good news tomorrows Tuesday and that's one day closer to Friday:D yeah baby! hehe Anyway...Last weekend was fun..good old teenage silliness..Roseburg is fun because you have to be creative and think of fun stuff to do hehe. Grocery Stores are always good for a few laughs.
So I have kind of a confession to make I ordered some CDs off of Amazon.com (awesome website for cheap CDs and pretty much anything, half.com and overstock.com are pretty good too) And I get the used CDs cuz they're cheaper and usually in pretty good condition. Anyway. I ordered three, and two came on time but I've been waiting for the last one for about 2 months (frustration..) And it FINALLY came this weekend:D But Here's the confession part lol it's a JoJo CD haha..usually I dont go for 13 year old R&B/Rap but I totally love this CD...she's got some good songs...and they're cute songs that aren't uh..full of filth...I mean if people bump n grind to Jo Jo that's just wrong. Anyway...yeah I have many "embarrassing" CDs Nsync, BSB, Britney, Spice Girls, (actually that's a cassette:D hoohoo) Christina, Robyn (wow she was like a two hit wonder but I love those two hits hehe..) Joey McIntyre, oh I sooo have the FIVE CD lol white boy rap it's awesome (Baby when the lights, go out...woowoo) YEah I love like old school music from grade school..it's still good..and God Must've Spent a Little More Time On You is still prolly one of the sweetest songs ever. It's definitely goin ont he list of song to play at my wedding, along with Baby I'm Amazed By You, and From This Moment On (shania Twain) lol well enough ranting...Hope you enjoyed good memories w/good tunes. Ttyl peace:)

COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT!!!!!!! I like comments..cuz then I dont feel like a loser with no friends.:)


Breathe-Anna Nalick great song:)

Hey I heard this on the radio and I liked it. She has a really cool voice. And the song has a cool message too. Idk it's cooler when you hear the song so you should google it or something if you feel like it.

2 Am and she calls me cause I'm still awake
Can you help me unravel my latest mistake
I don't love him and winter just wasn't my season.
Yea we walk through the doors so accusing their eyes
Like they have any right at all to criticize
Hypocrites you're all here for the very same reason.

Cause you can't jump the track
We're like cars on a cable and life's like an hourglass glued to the table,
No one can find the rewind button girl
So just cradle your head in your hands.
And breathe, just breathe, whoa breathe just breathe

May he turned 21 on the base of Fort Bliss
Just today he sat down to the flask in his fist
Ain't been sober since maybe October of last year
Here in town you can tell he's been down for while
But my God it's so beautiful when the boy smiles
Wanna hold him
but maybe I'll just sing about it

Cause you can't jump the track
We're like cars on a cable
And life's like an hourglass glued to the table,
No one can find the rewind button boys so cradle your head in your hands
And breathe, just breathe, whoa breathe just breathe

There's a light at the end of this tunnel you shout cause you're just as far in as you'll ever be out
And these mistakes you've made
You'll just make them again if you'll only try turnin' around
2Am and I'm still awake writing this song
If i get it all down on paper it's no longer inside of me threaten' the life it belongs to.
And I feel like I'm naked in front of the crowd
Cause these words are my diary screamin' out aloud
And I know that you'll use them however you want to.

But you can't jump the track
We're like cars on a cable
And life's like an hourglass glued to the table,
No one can find the rewind button now
Sing it if you understand...yeah breathe
Just breathe, ohho breathe


Happy Birthday Mallorie!!

Mally X!!! HA!! I just thought I'd give you Happy Birthday Post..wowo I almost put poist like 3 times..gosh that's frustrating. Anyway so here goes:

HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY MALLY X!!!!That says happy 17th birthday mally x! in webdings hehe..just htought that'd be fun. Anyway...Hope you're day went better than Monday! You rock everybody's socks! (and their blocks for that matter) Yeah and don't worry about that Anonymous guy he's just a jerk that wants to get a reaction and obviously we're givin him that reaction. Well Have a good one ...peace:)

Have a Happy Half Day!

Well personally I think Happy Half Day sounds better than Happy Early Release Day. It just doesn't have the same ring to it lol. I like only having math for 30 min. except that tomorrow we have a big 100 pt test! yikes! I'm definitely studying for that one. I really want an A for quarter so I can't get an A for Semester. Anywho..So right after school I drove myself (haha I still get a kick out of that) to Fred Meyer's (well Fred Meyer as my mom always corrects me.) Anyway..I went there last night too lol but I saw these Hot pink Hi top converse on sale for $21! so yeah If i'd had 21 dollars last night instead of like 10 I would've gotten them but I had wait until today. So I found my size and hid them hehe. Sneaky sneaky laura. Yeah and I went back today and got them and they are cute and I love them..:D I have red ones but they are slip on and they kind of hurt my feet. And Yeah I know that a lot of other people have pink cons but they prolly didn't get as AWESOME of a deal as me HEHE so muahahaha! Well I was excited about that.
Now plans for the rest of the day:
-Clean my room, do homework, laundry. Fun exciting stuff I now have time for:D
-Dance @ 3 until 5
-Assistant Teach from 5:20 until 6:45ish.
-Scarf down some chow before Mutual (church youth group) at 7. more like 7:10 I'm always late.
-After mutual go home and finish any last minute homework and what not.

Well that's my exciting day. Wednesdays are always my busiest day cuz I go to seminary (church class thing) in the morning at 6:40 and then school...then dance..then "Work" (assisting w/dance classes) then Mutual then home and attempt to do homework while I practically fall asleep hehe. Well ta ta for now! Peace :) -Laura
P.S. I love commments!! except I dont like rude ones like the anonymous person on Mally X's blog hehe.


Brown Eyed Girl-Van Morrison great song:)

I was listenin to this while drivin to seminary today and it's becoming one of my favorites. It kinda reminded me of today...one of those days when its pourin and all you can do is catch raindrops on your tongue:D hey if you're gonna get wet might as well enjoy it:D

Hey where did we go,
Days when the rains came
Down in the hollow,
Playin' a new game,
Laughing and a running hey, hey
Skipping and a jumping
In the misty morning fog with
Our hearts a thumpin' and you
My brown eyed girl,
You my brown eyed girl.
Whatever happened To
Tuesday and so slow
Going down the old mine
With a transistor radio
Standing in the sunlight laughing,
Hiding behind a rainbow's wall,
Slipping and sliding
All along the water fall,
with you My brown eyed girl,
You my brown eyed girl.
Do you remember when
we used to sing, Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da
So hard to find my way,
Now that I'm all on my own.
I saw you just the other day,
My how you have grown,
Cast my memory back there,
Lord Sometime I'm overcome thinking 'bout
Making love in the green grass
Behind the stadium with you
My brown eyed girl You
my brown eyed girl
Do you remember when
we used to sing Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da.


Stupid Research Paper

Yeah so I'm up still it's precisely 10:33 which isn't too late for a saturday night..but I'm wasting it. I am attempting to multitask by chatting on MSN looking up stuff on Google, and trying to do my research paper for english too. Grrr. and the most important one (my research paper) is not getting done. I'm having writer's block or something. Idk but I have absolutely no motivation to finish this. So I figured I'd blog a bit and vent about how much I hate research papers. Let's make a list.

Why Research Papers are Annoying and Hard:
1. You have to decide on a topic
2. You actually have to make an effort and research your topic.
3. There is always a minimum amount of pages and I always seem to finish 1/2 a page too soon.
4. If you get sick of your topic you're either stuck or you have to start from scratch.
5. Bibliographies are a nuisance.
6. It's a pain to keep all your note cards straight and organized.
7. Parenthetical citations are the enemy.

Well that's enough venting. Actually my topic for my research paper is pretty interesting I just dont know how to organize my thoughts very well. My topic is "The effects of Chocolate on Women"..Basically I wanted an excuse to eat chocolate and to make myself feel better for gulping down chocolate milk like water. haha. But yeah..hopefully my paper will turn out alright..speaking of that I should probably get back to it and actually work.. well ta ta for now! Peace:)

Mally X is my Hero!

Hello there. So yes this is my blog as you've probably realized and you might be wondering who Mally X is. well she's my inspiration for blogging. haha. She's a champ and her blog is definitely one of the funniest. so there Mally X you're my hero!. Anyway..yeah so idk how much I'll be using this or if I'll even keep it but for now it's gonna be fun. hehe. So heres where you, the reader, comes in. A) if you are my friend and you know me well, then you will remember good times and laugh at the funny stuff I have to say. if B) you know who I am but dont knwo me very well, than you can get to know me better and we can become kindred spirits (haha anne of green gables, dont know why I pulled her into this) or C) you dont know me at all, dont even know who I am then GET AWAY creepo!!! definitely not kidding about that last one. One of the reasons I delayed getting a blog was because of the whole idea that you never know who's reading it and anyone can find out information about you. Well this isn't very long but hope you enjoyed lol. Peace:)